"Have you got me a Father's Day present yet Jack?"
<lengthy pause and then pretending we're onto a different subject>
"Er… so what do you like Dad?"
"I like wine Jack"
<runs to Mum and whispers "let's buy him wine" very loudly>
<Mum whispers "find out what wine he likes">
"Er… so Dad, what kind of wine do you like?"
"I like Shiraz Jack"
<runs to Mum and whispers "he likes Shiraz" very loudly>
<walks over to me with a smug grin on his face>
"You're going to like your Father's Day present Dad".